Preston Nomads Cricket Club

[rosie]

in response to nick hobbs' 'core poll' held recently - i would like to contest the fact that the sweetness has a stronger core than me and furthermore propose a 'core off' with the sweetness at the league dinner this coming month. In fact, possibly a team core session during the after dinner speeches may be good value and wouldn't at all make a mockery of the whole process.



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[hobbsy]

if you need to contest anything you do it with the help of the poll, we live in a democratic state, so let the people speak and whatever outcome appears must be the correct one...

i dont think 'coring' (as the kids are calling it) would be appreciated during the speeches, however i have heard of a new fad called the extreme plank, where boobytraps such as broken bottles and nails are placed underneath the 'planker' and they have to 'plank' for a given amount of time. i believe that this originated in the ghettos of Rio in order to test masculinity.

i believe that this may be the way forward, but perhaps not using bottles and nails, perhaps just a large tray of boiling water in the middle of the brighton and gloster...


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